1) Super You
: WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
: OH GOD IS THIS MUSIC?
: What is happening? What is going on?
: LOUD NOISES
: And so it was that the universe was created.
: Did someone leave the fax machine on overnight?
: The Earth’s crust cooled.
: GUYS THAT WASTES INK
: SO THIS IS WHAT COMPUTERS HEAR 24/7
: I think it’s jammed…
: AOL had some problems connecting to the internet. Oh hey! Guitars.
: Just gonna hold this old 98 Mac up to an amplifier for a bit. Don’t mind me.
: DON’T WORRY YOU GUYS I UNPLUGGED IT AND PLUGGED IT BACK IN
: ROCK MUSIC
: ALT+F4 to turn it up!
: So this sounds pretty rad. I like what’s going on here.
: My computer just blue screened
: 404: song not found
: I’M AIR DRUMMING AS HARD AS I CAN. I’M GIVIN’ ‘ER ALL SHE CAN TAKE
: PUT THE BAND IN THE JET TURBINE I DON’T CARE! REV IT UP MOTHERFUCKERS
: But yeah, I really like this
: They’re just sound checking
: These guitars are monsters
: IT’S TAKING OFF
: Someone hacked my song
: My ears are barely bleeding
: I think I just broke the tape. My 8-track just melted. THE NEEDLE ON THE PLAYER BROKE
: PAPER JAM
: COLE TRAIN GOES WHOOO WHOOO
: THIS SONG RUNS ON WHOLE GRAINS, BABY! INCREASE VELOCITY! HOLD! HOOOOLLLLDDDD!
: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO HOLD ON TO!
: THIS WOULD BE GREAT TO LISTEN TO ON A ROLLERCOASTER
: I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE AWESOME IN MY EARS. Or the blood. Not sure which. Man, they should really fix that fax machine.
: MAW, GET OFF THE PHONE. I’M TRYIN TO PLAY QUAKE
: This reminds me of when the glitches happened in Hotline Miami
: Boredoms is what happens when you try to shoegaze on dial-up
: Boredoms is Japanese for GET A GRIP
: WHOA WHAT A BREAKDOWN
: So, who’s the 1990s printer player on this?
: I can get behind this
: WHO GOT THE FUNK?
: Is this like Japanese blue man group?
: And the dust settled
: Kind of an awkward cut off
: Really strange cutoff
: “MA! I FIXED THE PRINTER!”
2) Super Are
: Ah, the sun rises
: Now it’s like calm and happy
: Find your chi
: Yin/yang you guys
: Align your chakrahs
: “And lo, with the printer fixed, the future looked hopeful for young Boredoms…”
: BECOME ONE WITH VISHNU, KYLE
: They did a skills check for sanity
: REROLL, BOREDOMS! REROLL!
: Too late, they got a 20
: Psh, typical
: So, was it all just a dream?
: We’ll soon find out
: Are we living in the real world?
: OMG LYRICS
: Was it all a dream? I used to read Word Up Magazine
: They sing on this? Oh wait! These are the guys that did Gamel?
: One of them is
: Because that link makes so much more sense
: TAKE ME HOME, BOREDOMS
: Rock again!
: IN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUN. AHHHHHHHH
: OH MAN THIS IS SO AWESOME. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT
: DRUM HARDER, DAMMIT
: It just got awesome
: NOT. MY. TEMPO.
: When did Mike Portnoy get here?
: Mike Portnoy is everywhere, always
: NEIL PEART AND LARS ULRICH JUST BECAME AN OCTOPUS MAN. THAT’S THE ONLY WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS. HAS ROCK SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
: All drum sets were harmed in the making of this film.
: Man, whatever that guitar noodling thing going on in the background is is awesome.
: He broke at least 7 drum sticks
: THAT IS ALSO A DRUM. ALL ARE DRUMS
: Dat Noodle. Like Gorillaz.
: It’s 2D, yo
: IT’S MURLOCK
: GARBL GARBL
: MY EARS
3) Super Going
: Hope you guys like these two chords
: They are nice chords for sure
: Best chords a guy could ask for
: They bailed me out of jail that one time, they did. Swell guys, those two chords
: Saved my first born son from drowning once
: That groove they’ve got going on. It’s addicting!
: Guys, let’s go start a cult. I’ll bring the robes
: I’ll bring the Shorm. Kyle, you got the Shai-oh?
: I’m addicted to boredom
: You had one job, Kyle
: FINE. CHRISTIAN. YOU GOT THE SHAI-OH?
: Shai-oh La Buff
: Fer crissakes
: Who’s got the shai-oh?
: It’s not like it’s in short supply
: We can’t proceed with cult shenanigans without the shai-oh!
: It’s all here in the pamphlet
: I like the haphazardness to this song. It’s like “hey, I’m all over the place in a structured way”
: It keeps building to absolutely nothing. This song is excellent long car ride fodder
: These guitars sound like lasers. LIKE LASERS
: DAT ENERGY
: So, the drums have been incredible these last three songs. I should just say that now.
: EACH RISE AND FALL IS LIKE ANOTHER DAY PASSING. A DAY YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK. Boredoms are very much a drum band. They did a series of concerts with like a hundred drummers. Hence their sometimes name: boredrum
: I totally agree about the drums Michael
: So this is Super Ae, right?
: SUPER GOING
: No, the album
: SUPER ARE YOU SHINE GOOD? SUPER YOU ARE GOING COMING
: When does that one Creed song start playing?
: Whiplash the album
: STILL NOT MY TEMPO
: Oh god. Everything’s breaking down
: It got all first song again
: IT’S RUSHING. WAIT, NO. IT’S DRAGGING
: The CD is actually just a small ride cymbal
: I DON’T EVEN KNOW
: SO YOU DOOOOO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
: I’M UPSET
: I’M BORED
: J. K. Simmons is just sitting in the back of the studio. Right next to a stack of chairs.
: J. K. Simmons is kawaii as fuck
: This is a very air drum song
: Man, I love all the drums on this album
: I can’t even air drum 🙁
: They’re so rad
: No air coordination
: NOT MY AIR TEMPO
: There’s enough flanger on this album to start a flarm
: I like how on the wiki it says “Yamantaka Eye: Vocals, sampler, NOISE”
: Those guitars are just warbled as fook
: Did we lose Christian in all of that noise? CHRISTIAN, COME TO THE LIGHT
: They’re licking my ear drums
: COME BACK, CHRISTIAN! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!
: I DON’T THINK HE CAN HEAR US
4) Super Coming
: This song’s ridiculous
: “Have a sad super come” – Death Grips
: I like the variation in this
: MUGGAH MUGGAH. MUGGAH MUGGAH
: That was a neat thing while it lasted
: Oh shit. I need those drums to come in. Give it to me, Boredoms. I’m beggin ya. Just one more hit. Then I’m off the stuff for good.
: TAKE NOTES, TOM MORELLO
: Just got all different
: BREAK IT DOWN
: Me likes
: DIDN’T NEED YOUR NOISY INTRO ANYWAY
: GREMLIN, SING FOR US. I COMMAND YOU
: Throaty singing’s a bit strange
: His vocal cords are probably a bit sore by this point
: Nah man, they just taught a bunch of frogs to chant
: Just a tad
: No throats were hurt in the making of this album
: I would have loved to be in the room during the recording of this album. Or monastery. Or Mayan pyramid. Or wherever they cobbled this thing together.
: “Man, these Mayan pyramids have great acoustics!”
: “You can really hear the shai-lo!”
: This song is a tad too slow for my liking
: You ever heard a fast muggah muggah? Didn’t think so
: HE IS COMING. THEY HAVE SUMMONED THE SCRIBBLE WARBLE MONSTER
: HE MUGGAHS FOR NO ONE
: “MUGGAH MUGGAH” – SCRIBBLE WARBLE MONSTER
: The use of muggah muggah on this song is truly remarkable
: Woah, Pitchfork gave this a 9.5/10. Good for that
: Muggah muggah / 10. They didn’t have the muggah scale back then
: I give this muggah muggah/11
: I’ve heard muggahier
: Muggah muggah/muggah muggah
: The ones stand for muggahs. It’s muggahnary code
: This is one of the founding tenets of music and Hearing Double: the ones stand for muggahs
: It’s in the writer’s contracts
: Man, those first muggah lessons were so hard
: “Michael, this review isn’t very muggah”
: Never thought I’d get past the first conjugation of muggah
: “The reviewer must herein produce ratings in muggahs”
: THANK GOD FOR THAT MUGHTIONARY SEAN GAVE ME. Guys, I think the Muggah Monster might’ve eaten Christian
: Christian, if you can hear us, muggah
: Muggah like you have never muggah’d before
: NOT. MY. MUGGAH
: So, anyway. While we mourn Christian getting eaten by the muggah muggah monster. I would like to say that that coda was warm and gorgeous
: There was a bass somehow. Or a bassy guitar
: De capa coda bro
: Girl, yo guitar so bassy
5) Super Are You
: Super get jazzy on me
: Oh god the stereo separation. BLARGHSHNARF
: Never thought car horns could be a music thing
: MAN. THIS SONG. JUST… THIS SONG
: Guitars are sick, bro
: This song always sneaks up on me
: SUPER ARE YOU HEADBANGING AS HARD AS I AM?
: The Boredoms Saturday morning cartoon right here
: Oh, first we gotta sneak through this R&B groove
: The little guitar scrapes are really cool
: Dive this scrape. Climb this scrape. Sky this scrape.
: “Just make the bass walk” – Boredoms to bassist
: “Fuck it” – Boredoms to Boredoms
: Now just keep smacking the guitar against an amplifier until something happens
: I CAN SEE FOREVER
: We made it to World Cup 2010!
: We made it to World Cup 2154!
: “BWOOOOOOOOAAAAAMMMMM” – Boredoms’ vuvuzela
: Space Ghost, ah
: I can’t even. They done changed the game. Again
: I wish I could speak Boredoms. I know muggah pretty well
: Space-oh out
: This is purty neat. It’s got guitars doin’ guitar stuff
: This almost sounds like music. Instead of radiation left over by the big bang
: Someone’s going “space ghost ahhhh”. Lasers are pew pewing. All is right in the Boredoms world
: Drums kick major ass
: Give the drummer some
6) Super Shine
: FAX IS BROKEN AGAIN DAMMIT
: SUPER SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HO-HO-HOL-H-HHHHHHH-adjagiopehadk
: Space Invaders is broken again
: BOREDOMS KILL SCREEN COMING UP
: Aw, dammit. I got the Boredoms screen of death. Gotta reboot the computer
: They got a score over 5,000!
: OH GOD. THE COMPUTER IS YELLING AT ME AHHHHHH
: I love this melody so much. If I could get this melody as a tattoo, I would
: In case you weren’t aware that Boredoms have a bass player
: The bass, it shines super well
: They definitely now have a bass player
: They grease it constantly. I also double love the noise chord thing going on. I love this song. MY SHINE
: Is this song secretly your favorite, Tucker?
: My SHINE
: OR IS IT THE OTHER ONE?
: This song is secretly my favorite
: We officially lost Christian?
: Remember, the Muggah Muggah Monster ate him
: Fate worse than death, that
: BOREDOMS WAS PLAYING WITH FIRE THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE
: FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE MUGGAH AND THEIR MUGGAHS BURNED OFF
: THAT RITUAL WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE MUGGAHED
: THEY TOOK HIS MAGIC AWAY. NOW HE’S A MUGGAHL
: Guys, have I told you about my shine?
: You are my shine. My golden my shine
: Did you get it with Pine-sol?
: It’s a natural shine
: I have no idea what’s happening anymore but it’s pretty groovy
: DAT’S THE POWER OF PINE-SOL BABY
: Like, that rhythm. It’s damned good
: The sheet music is just a bloody hand print
: With a spit stain for a time signature
: “Oh, it was upside down the whole time” – Boredoms
: The best part is that it’s still not JK Simmons’ tempo!
: Not yet
: I love them scratchy guitars
: Me likes this a whole ton. I got a scratch only boredoms can itch
: “Here, let me get that for you” – Boredoms
: SCRATCH TILL IT SUPER SHINES
: Super shines – Mario Sunshine 2 collectable
: E shines are healthier for you. OR ARE THEY?
7) Super Good
: We heard you like space jazz. So here’s some space jazz.
: I do! But our journey is over. Let us lay in the space grass and watch teh space sun move across the sky. It’s been fun flying with you, space cadets.
: Man, Super Bob is such a pretty planet. Thank you, Super AE. And thank you, Super Don Bluth.
: “Keyboards to my Life” – name of this song for me
: Give life back to keyboards
: And lo, the tides of Super Ae were calmed. And our Super heroes relaxed in their super grass
: For those curious, Vision Creation Newsun is much more like this. Not entirely though, natch
: Is this what space drums sound like in space?
: I hope so. I hope so.
: Man, this song feels like drifting
: Surf’s comin’ in
: While everything else was some kind of drum-happy apocalypse, this is just relaxing … should probably take care of that Muggah Muggah Monster, though…*sigh*
: This is what your pulse sounds like when you’re still in the womb
: The ebb and flow of the ocean. Says it all
: OH. OH GOD. IT’S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING
: Drink more Ovaltine!